By chi-townBUCKEYE on 19:37:16 11/21/11
[please enjoy the music while your party is being reached......"Baby, Baby, Baby-Ohhhh, like Baby, Baby, Baby-Ohhhh...Baby, Ba"]
"URBZ! MY MAN! WHAT'S UP, DOG?"
"Hey Herbie, not much...How about you?"
"AWW, YOU KNOW...JUST HITTING THE GYM AND CATCHIN' SOME
RAYS IN THE TANNING BED, HEADIN' TO THE SALON LATER. YOU
KNOW, REAL BRO STUFF..."
"That's great...so, I assume by now you've heard the news...?"
"YEA, CONGRATULATIONS, MAN!...I THINK YOUR JUST THE MAN FOR
THE JOB! YOU'RE REALLY GOING TO BRING SOME SWAGGER BACK TO
THE BUCKEYES. I COULDN'T BE HAPPIER FOR YOU, MAN!"
"Aw, thanks, Herbie...'preciate it."
"I'M SURE, LIKE ME, ALL OF BUCKEYE NATION IS EXCITED TO SEE
WHAT YOU'RE ABLE TO DO WITH THIS TALENTED GROUP OF GUYS,
ESPECIALLY BRAXTON MILLER! HIS SPEED REALLY MAKES HIM
DANGEROUS! MERCY! GOTTA TRY TO GET HIM THE BALL IN SPACE..."
"Actually, Herbie...that's why I called..."
"OH!?...WHAT DO YOU MEAN?"
"Herbie, I have something serious I'd like to ask of you.
How would you like to join my staff as Quarterbacks Coach
and possibly Recruiting Coordinator? I feel like, with
your stellar career at Ohio State...[snicker-snicker]...and
your ability to relate to young athletes, you would be an
excellent addition to my staff...[snicker-snicker]...it
would be a great opportunity for you to positively affect
the lives of young men and to help me to bring The Ohio
State Football program back to where it's supposed to be;
dominating the BigTen and playing for National Titles,
year-in-and-year-out...so, what do ya say?"
"........I...I NEVER THOUGH YOU WOULD ASK!..."
[snicker-snicker]
"YES!.....I...WOULD...BE...HONORED....I CAN'T WAIT TO BE A PAR..."
[breaks into uncontrollable laughter]
"HEY!...WH..WHY ARE YOU LAUGHING? WHAT'S SO FUNNY?"
"I'm sorry, Herbie...[fighting back laughter]...I'm only
joking. Spiels put me up to this. I apologize, I should
never have...I mean, did you really think I was serious?
You didn't, did you...?"
"NOT COOL, BRO...NOT COOL..."
"Herbie, c'mon, Man...you know I didn't mean to...uh...I
mean, it was just too easy, I couldn't resist. I'm sorry,
buddy. I was just messin' with you."
"OH...HA...HAHA..[nervous laughter]...YEA, I KNEW YOU WERE
KIDDING...I WAS JUST PLAYING ALONG...I WOULDN'T HAVE WANTED
THE JOB ANYWAY..."
"So, we cool?"
"YEA...WE'RE COOL..."
"Great...hey, say hi to your wife for me...and make sure
Corso takes his meds, would ya? I can't believe you let his
crazy a** on set anymore..."
"WILL DO, URBZ...TALK TO YOU LATER."
"See ya, buddy...keep it up with those Dove commercials,
you sissy..."
"WHAT'S THAT...?"
"Nothin'..." [click!]
Edited by original poster [19:59:22 11/21/11]