By TBDPITL on 07:28:14 01/16/02
IF recruit shows interest THEN
Talk him up to be the second coming of Joe Germaine
Mention that JT is cleaning up this year
Mention that Lemming has him rated in the top 100
Throw in some back-handed slap at the Coopster.
IF recruit takes other visits THEN
Start to question his skills, and lament the fact that we don't have the final visit
Question JT's recruiting prowess
Dig up that the kid had three detentions in grammar school
Question why he doesn't want to be a Buckeye
Slam his parents for being involved in the process.
IF recruit has trouble making a decision THEN
Mention the fact that your cousin saw him play, and he basically sucked
Question JT's recruiting prowess
Question the kid's motives and loyalty.
IF recruit subsequently verbals to the Bucks THEN
Talk him up to be the second coming of Joe Germaine
Praise JT as a recruiting God
Mention MNC.
IF recruit subsequently verbals elsewhere THEN
Mention the fact that your cousin saw him play, and he basically sucked
Mention that you're concerned with Tressel's recruiting prowess
Mention the fact that Texas has 2 more 6 star, super-dee-duper players than OSU
Lemming's an idiot anyway
Start talking up the next recruit to be the second coming of Joe Germaine and go back to top.
This formula always works for me!
GO BUCKS>>>>>
Edited by original poster [07:46:48 01/16/02]