By Unnamed OSU Nut on 11:20:55 03/19/07
We Didn't Start the Flaming
Cooper fired, Tressel hired, other candidates did not inspire
Don't wear pants, puppets dance, Irrational exuberance
Tom Green's tall, Eddie's small, Mark and Jeff post basketball
Pryor's dead, Blue Hen's red, don't forget to pimp your thread
Evolution, math solution, do you Juan to revolution?
Quarterback Club, bash G-Dub, Look! another injured Cub
Go Bucks, recruiting sucks, mentally challenged beat up ducks
Buck 68, he has a trait, his posts do overcomplicate
CHORUS
We didn't start the flaming
It was always roasting
Since O-Zone had posting
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Beat the Blue, edge the U, national champions overdue
Criami fans bitter, cst glitter, Chmura did it with the babysitter
Chick flicks, bad limericks, never debate with'96
Silent verbals, sex-crazed gerbils, OB's pipeline filled with Serbils
Chi-town's age, where's Buck Sage, Eduardo's turned another page
Let's bash Kirk, Munch is a jerk, how can we post so much from work?
Another troll, another flame, what time is the Spring Game?
And no matter how you stack it, that is one damn ugly Jacket
CHORUS
We didn't start the flaming
It was always roasting
Since O-Zone had posting
We didn't start the fire
No we didn't light it
But we tried to fight it
Another Fall, Tresselball, bang our heads against a wall
Liberal press, field's a mess, D'Amato has a girly chest
Maurice hailed, Maurice failed, after that he has been jailed
Blackford Oakes, Topspin's hoax, who remembers Cooper's chokes?
Fishing fark, jump the shark, OB kept us in the dark
HD-IPOD-Bluetooth freaks, we are filled with techno geeks
HINYG8, scUM ticket fate, once again he has to wait
Another chorus, save some space, just say "Germans' in this place
OB cheated, this is sad, but he got fired and we got Thad
Ersatz bands, Detroit fans, pageant pics from Mrs. Zanz
Boob jobs, beer snobs, no one cares about Federer's lobs
Duhon's hurt, Monique's a flirt, nukem's wearing the same t-shirt
Moonbat, Weis is fat, not that there's anything wrong with that
Young earth, FatBuck's girth, what's a South Stands ticket worth?
Koolaid drank, but not with Frank, you can take it to the bank
Buckeye lean, Halloween, Anne Coulter is the forum queen
Another chorus, save some space, just say "Germans' in this place
Texas was cruel, white out was a tool, we still beat scUM like a rented mule
Asshat, Eurocat, another Silverbullet stat
Friday's chicks, Gerd's scUM picks, LBG still looks for tix
Marmot, Putt-putt, b.i.g. writes to prison slut
Imagine no religion debate, will Holbrook bust SC's tailgate?
Lllllaugh at Llllloyd, puns annoyed, Domers are so paranoid
Biker Fox and Hasselhoff, that's really gay, so knock it off
Nebraska's dreary all the time, good luck trying to make that rhyme
Another chorus, save some space, just say "Germans' in this place
We played in Austin and came out a winner, Bevo tasted great for dinner
Bashing Quinn, not a sin, Troy's Heisman votes keep rolling in
Not alum? You're a bum, I guess you'll have to root for scUM
We watch '24' , 'Lost' but not 'The View' - Rosie makes us want to spew
We like Iraq, but I say aac, I'm talking about Erin Andrews, jack
Saddam hanging, firetruck clanging, have we heard who Vrod's banging?
Posters on the Right wing, a few on the Left wing, rp banned for effing
Game clock savin', bacon cravin', Britney Spears is now clean shaven
Another chorus, save some space, just say "Germans' in this place
Negaprops, winning stops, Gators bust us in the chops
Pressure Leak, un-ban Zeke, we scratch our heads at Tressel-speak
Recruits not calling, bowl playcalling, omigod the sky is falling
Barbaro died, posters cried, we still debate if Clinton lied
Prayer request, sweatervest, astronaut with diaper messed
Thad five, the Schott's alive, Vitale's Dookies take a dive
treebuck jokin', Anna Nicole croakin', what on earth has Porsche been smokin'
Now it's time to roll the credits, give it to Slomo to make the edits