The O-Zone Off Topic Forum User Wikipedia

stolen clubs * - Tooth Hurty [15:30:52 06/24/09]
Facebook chatter. * - SBucksC [15:28:45 06/24/09]
- "Will" * - meat [15:43:15 06/24/09]
Owns own company * - Pants McPants [15:07:39 06/24/09]
north UA Topspin * - duke_buck [15:06:49 06/24/09]
has better CJB tix than bbb. * - B-buck [15:06:16 06/24/09]
Oddly sanctimonious for a porn thief * - '96Buck [15:06:12 06/24/09]
loves Obama * - Scarlet>Fire [15:05:41 06/24/09]

Mr. Manager * - Slomo [15:01:33 06/24/09]

travels to NYC frequently * - mula bocf [15:06:15 06/24/09]
abandoned one of the great monikers in forum history * - duke_buck [15:06:11 06/24/09]
- yep, and for what? * - Topspin [15:48:22 06/24/09]
lives in UA * - mula bocf [15:05:33 06/24/09]
Used to write a column with Gerd * - Pants McPants [15:02:20 06/24/09]
- back when the column was funny. * - B-buck [15:05:48 06/24/09]
palestra guy. worked for local tv and then michigan tv stations. * - B-buck [15:02:13 06/24/09]

Buckeye Flex * - '96Buck [15:01:07 06/24/09]

Doesn't like big words - spacebuck [15:05:26 06/24/09]
- it wasn't "big" at all (like 5 letters), just unusual, but he claimed he could still call it big and be correct, * - Topspin [15:08:04 06/24/09]
  - :-).. I almost put "what 5 letter word"... * - spacebuck [15:09:04 06/24/09]
doesn't understand how half the population is of below average intelligence * - mula bocf [15:03:09 06/24/09]
Can detect sarcasm as well as a toaster... - Pants McPants [15:03:03 06/24/09]
sheep effer * - mula bocf [15:02:37 06/24/09]
Thinks WWF/WWE/ECW/ect ect has a great business model * - meat [15:01:51 06/24/09]
"Flex" * - meat [15:01:24 06/24/09]

Wolverine Killa * - meat [15:00:20 06/24/09]

tiny wife * - Tooth Hurty [15:29:45 06/24/09]
has a vision disorder that will eventually render him blind * - mula bocf [15:09:15 06/24/09]
- What?? * - Pants McPants [15:09:55 06/24/09]
  - yep. something degenerative with his eyes. i can't remember what it is exactly * - mula bocf [15:11:04 06/24/09]
    - dag, I didn't know that. * - Topspin [15:13:25 06/24/09]
      - googled eye degeneration. based on the results, i think he has macular degeneration. * - mula bocf [15:23:16 06/24/09]
        
        I believe that's correct. He's stated that he's legally blind. * - BlainetheTrain [15:27:34 06/24/09]
        
        Actually, it's retinitis pigmentosa (night blindness and tunnel vision). I'm not legally blind yet (M) - Wolverine Killa [15:35:42 06/24/09]
        
        Darn, I didn't know that. I sure hope they find something for you * - Nuts R Us [16:16:20 06/24/09]
        
        I hope so as well. * - Topspin [15:37:16 06/24/09]
        
        Ditto. * - LBG [16:03:28 06/24/09]
        
        Me too. * - BlainetheTrain [16:01:01 06/24/09]
        
        same here * - duke_buck [15:46:30 06/24/09]
        
        ditto. * - mula bocf [15:43:53 06/24/09]
        
        Thanks top * - Wolverine Killa [15:43:03 06/24/09]
owns a corgi * - mula bocf [15:07:07 06/24/09]
benches Buicks * - B-buck [15:07:05 06/24/09]
Crappy fisherman. * - SBucksC [15:07:00 06/24/09]
Anna Rocket. * - BlainetheTrain [15:03:46 06/24/09]
handgun owner * - Buck Weaver [15:03:07 06/24/09]
Loves some of his inlaws. * - Scarlet>Fire [15:01:49 06/24/09]

Captain/Major/Clark/Major Buck * - Buckboard [14:57:54 06/24/09]

Somehow convinced Dagny Buck to marry him. * - treebuck [15:21:26 06/24/09]
- Yes, if you jumped out of an airplane, I'd marry you, what the hell kind of questi...wait, what?" * - '96Buck [15:33:20 06/24/09]
was stationed in Africa for a while * - mula bocf [15:11:41 06/24/09]
Bottle cap colonel--below the zone * - Buckboard [15:03:42 06/24/09]
wise enough to know there's no such thing as a perfectly good airplane * - duke_buck [15:02:03 06/24/09]
Foolishly jumps out of perfectly good airplanes * - Blast32 [14:59:12 06/24/09]
- ^^ * - spacebuck [15:02:02 06/24/09]

Tooth Hurty * - Slomo [14:56:39 06/24/09]

played baseball in college * - mula bocf [15:12:05 06/24/09]
plays a giant violin * - spacebuck [15:06:19 06/24/09]
Looks like a jazz beatnik or pedophile, depending... :) * - Pants McPants [15:01:42 06/24/09]
- hey, it's "workplace shooter," dummy * - Tooth Hurty [15:28:41 06/24/09]
- vvv aac ^^^ * - Scarlet>Fire [15:03:36 06/24/09]
Resembles Nic Cage. * - Topspin [15:01:00 06/24/09]
Lawn care expert * - Blast32 [14:59:28 06/24/09]
lives in Memphis * - Loveland Buck [14:58:30 06/24/09]
2:30 not "tooth hurty" * - meat [14:57:28 06/24/09]
- rhymes with * - Waterboy [14:59:43 06/24/09]
  - Awesomes * - Blast32 [15:00:37 06/24/09]

mula * - BCSBuck [14:54:57 06/24/09]

Trophy husband of a successful Realtor. * - SBucksC [15:24:52 06/24/09]
keeps an ozonisms file. * - Topspin [15:02:02 06/24/09]
Straight Outta Marion * - Pants McPants [15:00:56 06/24/09]
large mammal * - Tooth Hurty [15:00:23 06/24/09]
took me a while to figure out what his moniker stood for * - meat [14:57:02 06/24/09]
- Holy crap. I just finally got it. * - BlainetheTrain [15:02:18 06/24/09]
  - only figured it out a few weeks ago ---> * - duke_buck [15:07:40 06/24/09]
another ozone landlord. will be retired before i am. works with models and wanna-be models. * - B-buck [14:56:35 06/24/09]
- and apparently doesn't own a cameraphone either * - duke_buck [15:02:57 06/24/09]
had to ask the forum mods to correct a spelling error in his moniker* - Slomo [14:55:59 06/24/09]
- you've been waiting for someone else to start me just so you could post that. :-) * - mula bocf [14:56:33 06/24/09]
  - Hahah, seems that way doesnt it * - Slomo [14:57:42 06/24/09]

spacebuck * - BCSBuck [14:54:05 06/24/09]

...The shoes of the fisherman's wife... * - Tooth Hurty [15:27:07 06/24/09]
- Best name of a trumpet player ever.. Snookie * - spacebuck [15:35:13 06/24/09]
Yard. Full. Of. Cars. * - SBucksC [15:24:14 06/24/09]
Knows his Reds baseball. * - The Wooby [15:21:32 06/24/09]
wife is (or was before the kids) a teacher * - mula bocf [15:10:07 06/24/09]
Lebanon Warrior * - BlainetheTrain [14:59:58 06/24/09]
Sells the 787 * - Blast32 [14:58:06 06/24/09]
- stupid wings * - spacebuck [15:03:36 06/24/09]
Synonymous with Alabama :) * - Pants McPants [14:57:42 06/24/09]
Loves Skyline * - Loveland Buck [14:55:31 06/24/09]
culinarily retarded * - duke_buck [14:55:21 06/24/09]
Works at the same company as Silverback making sharks with lasers to guard our southern border * - meat [14:55:18 06/24/09]

Random Drive By Liberals.... - meat [14:54:03 06/24/09]

LuvThemBucks - LuvThemBucks (I think this is me?) [15:03:33 06/24/09]
- This is not me * - LuvThemBucks [15:04:53 06/24/09]
Victory Bell - meat [14:54:42 06/24/09]
arte - BCSBuck [14:54:34 06/24/09]
Arte - Loveland Buck [14:54:32 06/24/09]
Earnest T Bass - meat [14:54:22 06/24/09]

Billy Loveland Clyde Buck * - BCSBuck [14:53:43 06/24/09]

Has met me. * - SBucksC [15:07:49 06/24/09]
hates Pat Forde * - Brutus [15:02:19 06/24/09]
biggest homer, ever * - mula bocf [15:02:05 06/24/09]
Stubbornly clings to cookie cutter playoff system * - Blast32 [14:57:45 06/24/09]
loves UK. thinks others care. - B-buck [14:57:31 06/24/09]
Has the manliest Facebook photo ever published. * - BlainetheTrain [14:56:37 06/24/09]

LBG * - BCSBuck [14:53:07 06/24/09]

Best googler on the site. Can find anything you need in seconds. * - SBucksC [15:23:45 06/24/09]
- Yep. Always has the good info.* - SaltLakeCity Buck [16:46:44 06/24/09]
Best Ozone residence ever * - Blast32 [15:00:07 06/24/09]
Patent attorney * - Pants McPants [14:58:10 06/24/09]
- really? I need one!!!! * - Slomo [15:00:41 06/24/09]
travels to at least one home game a year and normally the bowl game * - mula bocf [14:57:45 06/24/09]
- Misspelled "needs tickets to" :) * - LBG [16:34:09 06/24/09]
receives inappropriate email forwards from her father * - '96Buck [14:57:38 06/24/09]
Really cool house on the water * - meat [14:55:47 06/24/09]
- And she has a really nice scarlet and gray boat (or red & white?) * - BlainetheTrain [15:01:06 06/24/09]
loud * - duke_buck [14:54:59 06/24/09]
Capitals Fan? * - Slomo [14:53:53 06/24/09]

Blast32 * - BCSBuck [14:52:37 06/24/09]

I look forward to meeting him at SBucks' Tailgate in '09 * - Tooth Hurty [15:01:25 06/24/09]
- Me too. * - SBucksC [15:23:12 06/24/09]
controls fliying aluminum tubes full of people * - spacebuck [14:59:32 06/24/09]
Loves that sci-fi dork Firefly show since it was never popular * - Pants McPants [14:59:27 06/24/09]
invented "aac" * - Slomo [14:58:31 06/24/09]
looks like Hoss. * - Topspin [14:56:22 06/24/09]
star wars DORK * - mula bocf [14:55:28 06/24/09]
- should be able to C+P that entry for half of the posters here. * - meat [14:56:22 06/24/09]
  - I was going to pin it on you, FWIW. * - '96Buck [15:00:01 06/24/09]
    - :-) * - meat [15:01:08 06/24/09]
works in PGH, lives in WVA * - spacebuck [14:55:25 06/24/09]
dislikes anything remotely popular * - mula bocf [14:55:09 06/24/09]
- LOL * - Pants McPants [14:58:50 06/24/09]
Stubbornly clings to archaic bowl system * - Loveland Buck [14:54:02 06/24/09]
- tmi * - Topspin [14:54:53 06/24/09]

Nukem * - meat [14:49:32 06/24/09]

Has met me, but now hates me. * - SBucksC [15:08:13 06/24/09]
bacon * - Tooth Hurty [15:02:16 06/24/09]
has a "fondness" in his heart for Eduardo * - mula bocf [14:54:35 06/24/09]
- and mula and pretty much everyone else. :-) * - B-buck [14:55:52 06/24/09]
Coventry Comet * - B-buck [14:52:28 06/24/09]
eats copious amounts of bacon * - spacebuck [14:52:19 06/24/09]
- dangit * - Tooth Hurty [15:25:55 06/24/09]
used to drive a beer truck in Houston, delivered mainly to gay bars * - '96Buck [14:52:18 06/24/09]
UF grad, but hates Urban Meyer * - '96Buck [14:51:08 06/24/09]
moves biannually * - '96Buck [14:50:56 06/24/09]
- and builds a gigantic house each time * - B-buck [14:52:54 06/24/09]
wears t-shirts to weddings * - BCSBuck [14:50:19 06/24/09]
TShirts and Beer * - Slomo [14:50:08 06/24/09]

TTUBuckeye * - meat [14:46:43 06/24/09]

makes me thankful for greasemonkey * - spacebuck [14:53:21 06/24/09]
had a stolen truck parked in his yard * - mula bocf [14:51:55 06/24/09]
works at a medical facility * - mula bocf [14:51:18 06/24/09]
Loves Tiger Woods * - BCSBuck [14:49:06 06/24/09]
or is the Wiki only for posters we like? * - meat [14:49:03 06/24/09]
- did you mean to post this under Eurocat? * - '96Buck [14:49:37 06/24/09]
  - I liked Eurocat..... - meat [14:50:25 06/24/09]

Shark4 * - meat [14:42:24 06/24/09]

former newspaper editor * - mula bocf [15:08:34 06/24/09]
big fan of the MSM, especially the NYT * - '96Buck [15:03:45 06/24/09]
Lettered in tennis at Ohio State. * - tx_brutus [14:50:36 06/24/09]
Another spectacular NDNation exit * - Blast32 [14:47:02 06/24/09]
likes tennis * - mula bocf [14:46:34 06/24/09]
- Lettered in Tennis at OSU * - spacebuck [14:50:04 06/24/09]
Don't call it The Shoe. * - Buckboard [14:46:22 06/24/09]
Lives in Texas * - Loveland Buck [14:45:27 06/24/09]
Loves Jane Fonda * - meat [14:44:32 06/24/09]
Sage poster. * - Topspin [14:44:13 06/24/09]
- nice * - BCSBuck [14:47:31 06/24/09]
- :) * - Nuts R Us [14:44:35 06/24/09]
flew an egg beater in his early 20's. * - meat [14:43:42 06/24/09]
vietnam vet * - BCSBuck [14:42:50 06/24/09]

Zanzibar * - BCSBuck [14:41:50 06/24/09]

Frequent Flyer Miles * - Tooth Hurty [15:03:04 06/24/09]
Anime maven * - Chi-Town Buck [14:54:10 06/24/09]
Was always told there would be math... * - Pants McPants [14:52:55 06/24/09]
Married to Mrs Zanzibar * - meat [14:52:19 06/24/09]
has daughter in good HS symphony * - spacebuck [14:51:36 06/24/09]
Smart guy * - Blast32 [14:48:19 06/24/09]
designed the forum * - '96Buck [14:46:58 06/24/09]
Fantastic contributor to this site. We all owe him big time * - Nuts R Us [14:45:37 06/24/09]
Genius * - Loveland Buck [14:44:57 06/24/09]
CalTech grad. Commutes weekly from Newark to SoCal. * - B-buck [14:44:07 06/24/09]
Highest content to noise ratio of any poster. Doesn't post often, but brings it strong when he does. * - B-buck [14:43:34 06/24/09]

Silverback * - BCSBuck [14:41:35 06/24/09]

has JT's back * - Tooth Hurty [15:25:25 06/24/09]
- no wonder his is so big.* - Topspin [15:29:23 06/24/09]
Has met me and is a great person to have hold up your canpoy on a rainy day. * - SBucksC [15:08:46 06/24/09]
Is asked to sit down at football games................being played in other stadiums... * - Pants McPants [14:52:20 06/24/09]
Building the wall * - Blast32 [14:48:50 06/24/09]
has moved a ton of times in the last 10 years * - mula bocf [14:48:26 06/24/09]
Loves New Jersey * - Nuts R Us [14:47:07 06/24/09]
does not believe in evolution * - BCSBuck [14:46:24 06/24/09]
- although he's a walking example of it :) * - Slomo [14:48:27 06/24/09]
  - Whadda ya expect? He's named after his cousin. * - Chi-Town Buck [15:58:14 06/24/09]
Is 14' tall * - spacebuck [14:46:05 06/24/09]
Looks like a gigantic Kenny Rogers * - Slomo [14:44:56 06/24/09]
- aLOL * - meat [14:47:13 06/24/09]
Enjoys bantering during on-topic game days * - Loveland Buck [14:44:06 06/24/09]
Is eavesdropping on us right now, so I'm saying nothing mean at all. He rocks! * - BlainetheTrain [14:43:31 06/24/09]

BuckDuck * - BCSBuck [14:41:19 06/24/09]

goatee * - Tooth Hurty [15:24:47 06/24/09]
Van Wert native. * - BlainetheTrain [14:53:58 06/24/09]
Takes extended Ozone sabbaticals, to the envy of Topspin * - Blast32 [14:47:49 06/24/09]
Eats at Sbarro daily... * - Pants McPants [14:47:13 06/24/09]
Has Berkshire-Hathaway stock * - spacebuck [14:45:43 06/24/09]
Loves all things Nebraskan * - Slomo [14:43:28 06/24/09]
Fights retarded kids * - Loveland Buck [14:42:55 06/24/09]
- "retard strong" * - Bucknik [15:50:25 06/24/09]
- and loses * - BCSBuck [14:44:11 06/24/09]
Entrance to women's restroom hanger-outer. * - Chi-Town Buck [14:42:13 06/24/09]

bbbuckeye * - meat [14:38:14 06/24/09]

Has saved my arse on numerous occasions in various situations. * - SBucksC [15:10:20 06/24/09]
Chessies * - Tooth Hurty [15:04:21 06/24/09]
his wife likes to wreck vehicles * - mula bocf [14:47:10 06/24/09]
Married to a woman who is apparently friends with one of my Treehouse buddies... * - Pants McPants [14:45:41 06/24/09]
Only conservative in Granville * - spacebuck [14:44:46 06/24/09]
Apparently has a bottomless pit in his back yard full of water * - meat [14:41:35 06/24/09]
Took down local chamber of commerce member who pissed him off * - Loveland Buck [14:40:45 06/24/09]
dad played in the NFL many moons ago. * - B-buck [14:40:14 06/24/09]
local tycoon/busybody * - '96Buck [14:39:38 06/24/09]
has great seats for CBJ - B-buck [14:39:35 06/24/09]
richer than Topspin * - Blast32 [14:38:50 06/24/09]
- easily * - Topspin [14:39:57 06/24/09]

B2 * - meat [14:34:06 06/24/09]

Historian par excellence. * - Buckboard [14:39:35 06/24/09]
Cubs hater, Cardinals lover, occasional "Harper's" reader. * - Chi-Town Buck [14:38:29 06/24/09]
Raised a good kid. * - Eduardo [14:35:53 06/24/09]
Missed * - Loveland Buck [14:35:10 06/24/09]
We miss him * - Nuts R Us [14:35:03 06/24/09]
Never forgotten * - Blast32 [14:34:55 06/24/09]
RIP * - mula bocf [14:34:41 06/24/09]
- ^^ * - Topspin [14:37:51 06/24/09]

Eurocat * - '96Buck [14:30:15 06/24/09]

Worst tailgate DJ ever * - Tooth Hurty [15:24:13 06/24/09]
I now own a Latvian coin with a cow on it for good (?) luck * - Unnamed OSU Nut [14:46:19 06/24/09]
received the worst crushing of anyone, on any topic, ever, on the Ozone, from Pietaster. * - '96Buck [14:41:34 06/24/09]
- yep. * - B-buck [14:45:10 06/24/09]
- recap? * - BCSBuck [14:43:26 06/24/09]
  - Pietaster "all economic truth, explained in microcosmic detail" EC nu-uh - '96Buck [14:46:21 06/24/09]
  - the exchange is was sparked my "ozonisms" file. too bad i did not capture it tho. * - mula bocf [14:46:10 06/24/09]
once won a Pat Sajak look-a-like contest and likes polka music. * - Topspin [14:39:29 06/24/09]
- Re: once won a Pat Sajak look-a-like contest and likes polka music. * - Blast32 [14:40:10 06/24/09]
  - Both true. Well, found on the internets anyway. * - Topspin [14:45:49 06/24/09]
  - True. We found it on a Northwestern forum. * - BlainetheTrain [14:41:42 06/24/09]
  - that *IS* cereal * - '96Buck [14:41:03 06/24/09]
breaks his windows when he needs some extra cash. * - '96Buck [14:37:56 06/24/09]
- LMAO. Who was it here that pwned him on that? * - Blast32 [14:40:52 06/24/09]
  - ^^^ * - '96Buck [14:43:02 06/24/09]
- Awesome * - BCSBuck [14:39:35 06/24/09]
Great Grandfather was the official gardner for the last czar of Latvia. Also designed the gardens of St Petersberg * - mula bocf [14:36:25 06/24/09]
World's greatest disc jockey at a Latvian radio station. * - BlainetheTrain [14:34:01 06/24/09]
Went over his cellphone minutes the month he lost his car keys... * - Pants McPants [14:33:43 06/24/09]
Opens garage doors with cell phones * - spacebuck [14:32:12 06/24/09]
- dammit...mine was better though * - Pants McPants [14:35:29 06/24/09]
  - I will cede the wittiness to you * - spacebuck [14:42:28 06/24/09]
  - points for the artistry of it * - '96Buck [14:37:36 06/24/09]
- ^^ attn b.i.g. * - '96Buck [14:34:04 06/24/09]
Silverback's nemesis * - Loveland Buck [14:32:08 06/24/09]
Is probably still clawing at the outside of the O-zone door... * - Pants McPants [14:32:05 06/24/09]
Knew 5 hours ago you were going to post this * - Blast32 [14:30:50 06/24/09]

buckeye in georgia * - Blast32 [14:26:24 06/24/09]

veer * - Tooth Hurty [15:23:21 06/24/09]
eats salami and cottage cheese sammiches * - mula bocf [14:30:24 06/24/09]
hates running the A/C * - '96Buck [14:29:20 06/24/09]
Experienced at garage door repair/replacement * - Blast32 [14:29:02 06/24/09]
expert in contracting for garage door repair * - '96Buck [14:29:00 06/24/09]
- dang it * - Blast32 [14:29:16 06/24/09]
should have a carport * - Scarlet>Fire [14:28:56 06/24/09]
Has prison sex pen pal * - spacebuck [14:28:48 06/24/09]
has a doctor-defying "miracle" daughter who is doing great. * - '96Buck [14:28:43 06/24/09]
Loves helping kids * - Loveland Buck [14:28:16 06/24/09]
Launched his son into orbit via rocket-powered car. * - BlainetheTrain [14:28:04 06/24/09]
IT guy by day, FB coach by later in the day. * - '96Buck [14:27:21 06/24/09]
rhythm method * - Unnamed OSU Nut [14:27:20 06/24/09]
eligible for his own show on TLC * - duke_buck [14:26:51 06/24/09]

CST * - '96Buck [14:25:11 06/24/09]

Sparkles.* - Adam Bomb [15:46:50 06/24/09]
MM@TAGO * - meat [15:03:04 06/24/09]
Sneezed Banana * - Slomo [14:37:37 06/24/09]
Had a gorgeous wife. * - '96Buck [14:33:07 06/24/09]
Had a hilarious story about the Special Olympics... * - Pants McPants [14:32:53 06/24/09]
- and one about a big poop on a date * - '96Buck [14:33:34 06/24/09]
  - And Starbucks * - Blast32 [14:33:51 06/24/09]
    - and stealing his own car from impound in Florida * - '96Buck [14:35:23 06/24/09]
marine. served in Desert Storm * - mula bocf [14:32:18 06/24/09]
John Cooper era walk-on * - spacebuck [14:30:30 06/24/09]
You're all wet, dog.* - SaltLakeCity Buck [14:26:59 06/24/09]
An hour earlier, in the winter * - Unnamed OSU Nut [14:26:02 06/24/09]
#54568832 * - duke_buck [14:25:49 06/24/09]

Unamed OSU Nut * - BCSBuck [14:24:49 06/24/09]

Has met me and LOVED my hoboburgers. * - SBucksC [15:10:56 06/24/09]
divorced * - mula bocf [14:53:05 06/24/09]
dude can rhyme on the drop of a dime * - meat [14:43:19 06/24/09]
Incredible wit, and sense of humor * - Nuts R Us [14:35:46 06/24/09]
Old Man. - meat [14:33:35 06/24/09]
- Not really. * - Eduardo [14:38:32 06/24/09]
  - Older than me. * - Chi-Town Buck [14:42:58 06/24/09]
    - in his late 60's IIRC * - meat [14:45:41 06/24/09]
      - wouldn't have guessed that. Doesn't he have a kid playing college baseball? * - Topspin [14:47:39 06/24/09]
      - 53 - ahole :>), and the late 60's are my musical taste * - Unnamed OSU Nut [14:47:32 06/24/09]
        
        aac, my bad * - meat [14:51:44 06/24/09]
        
        We all are guilty big time for the dale stories, so it's deserved - but still, we will NEVER stop:>) * - Unnamed OSU Nut [14:55:19 06/24/09]
- posts young. * - B-buck [14:36:50 06/24/09]
Organizes youth sports leagues * - Loveland Buck [14:27:15 06/24/09]
Son was a studly baseball player before injury. * - BlainetheTrain [14:27:11 06/24/09]
poet, at least wrt alternate lyrics. * - '96Buck [14:25:36 06/24/09]
great parody song writer * - mula bocf [14:25:30 06/24/09]
Penguins * - Slomo [14:25:10 06/24/09]

Pants McQue PowerMango * - duke_buck [14:18:58 06/24/09]

Spot on Fridays * - Tooth Hurty [15:21:31 06/24/09]
- Nice blinds * - Tooth Hurty [15:33:58 06/24/09]
Likes my wife's Friday assets. * - SBucksC [15:12:13 06/24/09]
- well, who doesn't? * - duke_buck [15:14:05 06/24/09]
  - Fair 'nuff. * - SBucksC [15:22:16 06/24/09]
Has Treehouse buddies * - Blast32 [14:55:36 06/24/09]
prefers the Replacements over Hüsker Dü, which is wrong * - Slomo [14:27:58 06/24/09]
- You'll be happy to know I've become a huge Les Savy Fav fan though... * - Pants McPants [14:30:48 06/24/09]
  - ROME is my fave, In These Woods is the JAM * - Slomo [14:35:00 06/24/09]
    - I like Inches because of the variety...Reprobates Resume to Hold on to your Genre- incredible * - Pants McPants [14:42:56 06/24/09]
      - on Inches, it's got to be Our Coastal Hymn * - Slomo [14:47:24 06/24/09]
will have to buy his beer at comfest rather than bring it this w/e. * - Topspin [14:26:45 06/24/09]
Treehouse frequenter * - spacebuck [14:26:31 06/24/09]
Great hotel taste in the Cuzco area * - Slomo [14:22:41 06/24/09]
hangs out w/ chicks significantly younger than himself that kiss each other. * - '96Buck [14:21:31 06/24/09]
- That, sadly has not happened in awhile... * - Pants McPants [14:27:17 06/24/09]
- has a camera phone * - B-buck [14:22:19 06/24/09]
  - ^^^attn duke^^^ * - BCSBuck [14:23:11 06/24/09]
another o-zone landlord. loves dogs. kids, not so much. * - B-buck [14:21:11 06/24/09]
Big fan of The OC * - Blast32 [14:20:38 06/24/09]
- aac * - Pants McPants [14:23:33 06/24/09]
Manchester Panther * - B-buck [14:20:29 06/24/09]
Music snob * - Scarlet>Fire [14:20:14 06/24/09]
loves goatees * - Loveland Buck [14:20:11 06/24/09]

Chi-Town Buck * - Slomo [14:15:05 06/24/09]

goatee * - Tooth Hurty [15:20:22 06/24/09]
Has no sense of humor as evidenced by his disdain for the Zucker Bros. * - Loveland Buck [14:33:28 06/24/09]
HUGE Biz Markie Fan....HUGE * - Pants McPants [14:20:15 06/24/09]
- LOL * - Slomo [14:35:35 06/24/09]
drummer * - '96Buck [14:18:26 06/24/09]
- ^^will respond that I've gone too far * - '96Buck [14:18:47 06/24/09]
  - It IS beyond the Pale, old man. * - Chi-Town Buck [14:30:31 06/24/09]
Some sort of evil mad scientist who does experiments on human brains * - Loveland Buck [14:17:53 06/24/09]
can give a detailed and unembarrassed explanation of the biological mechanisms behind anal orgasms * - duke_buck [14:17:28 06/24/09]
- LMAO. i must've missed that day. * - mula bocf [14:19:27 06/24/09]
  - It wasn't that funny when one of my students asked me to explain them. Funny later, though. :-) * - Chi-Town Buck [14:40:10 06/24/09]
dirt is his younger brother * - mula bocf [14:17:03 06/24/09]
- lol * - Eduardo [14:18:29 06/24/09]
Went to school with Moses. * - Scarlet>Fire [14:16:26 06/24/09]
good guy, if misguided politically * - BCSBuck [14:15:42 06/24/09]

meat (this should be easy) * - duke_buck [14:14:05 06/24/09]

used to own a trucking parts business, which he sold * - '96Buck [14:15:41 06/24/09]
- close, manufacturers rep agency. * - meat [14:34:40 06/24/09]
  - OK, sorry * - '96Buck [14:36:43 06/24/09]
Anonymous O-Zone Poster, IIRC * - Slomo [14:15:39 06/24/09]
Marine * - '96Buck [14:15:23 06/24/09]
FKA Teufelhunden * - Loveland Buck [14:14:52 06/24/09]
- also aka Dalenbangen * - Unnamed OSU Nut [14:16:04 06/24/09]
  - * - meat [14:32:38 06/24/09]
  - P....O.....T......D * - BCSBuck [14:16:59 06/24/09]

BBear * - '96Buck [14:12:35 06/24/09]

good spellur * - mula bocf [14:13:56 06/24/09]
spels thangs inventivelee * - BCSBuck [14:13:49 06/24/09]
worked at Hustler * - Topspin [14:12:58 06/24/09]

Gerd * - Topspin [14:12:35 06/24/09]

Refuses to do a gamewatch from my tailgate. * - SBucksC [15:12:42 06/24/09]
- Rly? That's wack * - Tooth Hurty [15:19:21 06/24/09]
made a spectacular exit from NDNation * - B-buck [14:23:15 06/24/09]
The pride of Patrick Henry high school...after Marc Krauss, that is. * - BlainetheTrain [14:22:12 06/24/09]
- that's a name I never wanted to hear again..... * - Buck Weaver [14:25:33 06/24/09]
  - why do you hate Patrick Henry? * - '96Buck [14:29:51 06/24/09]
    - beat my kids' school in state championship football game...Marc Kraus did everything but sell popcorn at halftime * - Buck Weaver [14:32:20 06/24/09]
      - aac, so much for that deliberate misunderstanding. * - '96Buck [14:34:48 06/24/09]
        
        I'm not falling for your devious plots * - Buck Weaver [14:40:16 06/24/09]
        
        Yeah...I was hoping for a response about disliking liberty and death. * - BlainetheTrain [14:39:06 06/24/09]
      - Did you check ALL the concession stands? * - BlainetheTrain [14:33:22 06/24/09]
shared a conceptual nonfunny comic w/ Blackford Oakes, whoever that was. * - '96Buck [14:20:44 06/24/09]
- oh yeah....we didn't do much with that., er anything. * - Topspin [14:28:13 06/24/09]
  - aac, I know, hence "conceptual." ;) * - '96Buck [14:32:08 06/24/09]
shared a brain w/ a guy called Max Power * - '96Buck [14:19:25 06/24/09]
fast food connoisseur * - mula bocf [14:18:39 06/24/09]
Music tastes run the gamut from acoustic singer-songwriter country to acoustic singer-songwriter folk * - Pants McPants [14:17:46 06/24/09]
Assistant to the Head Fry cook * - BCSBuck [14:17:29 06/24/09]
Works with stupid people * - Slomo [14:16:53 06/24/09]
- could have just said "writes for the ozone" - B-buck [14:18:20 06/24/09]
Loves Michigan football * - Scarlet>Fire [14:15:33 06/24/09]
allegedly a writer * - BCSBuck [14:14:42 06/24/09]
Begins and ignores countless blogs * - Pants McPants [14:14:28 06/24/09]
Had Ty Willingham living in his basement * - Loveland Buck [14:14:14 06/24/09]

Only 3 of you can see this but.....Buck 68 * - Unnamed OSU Nut [14:11:53 06/24/09]

KorzybskiBuck * - Tooth Hurty [15:18:14 06/24/09]
Vietnam Vet, Air Force Wing Wiper * - meat [14:35:22 06/24/09]
Probably the subject of one of Chi-town's evil brain experiments * - Loveland Buck [14:34:49 06/24/09]
Fan of Robert Heinlein. * - Chi-Town Buck [14:31:23 06/24/09]
* - * [14:26:27 06/24/09]
craftsman * - mula bocf [14:12:51 06/24/09]

Alg * - Crow T Ro-Man [14:10:52 06/24/09]

Zagat's * - Tooth Hurty [15:17:10 06/24/09]
Michigan man * - Nuts R Us [14:27:10 06/24/09]
RedWing fan (probably likes the Yankees and Lakers as well) * - Slomo [14:25:43 06/24/09]
Went to Riverdale high school with Archie, Jughead and the boys. * - BlainetheTrain [14:20:09 06/24/09]
Lawnmower drill team member * - duke_buck [14:15:20 06/24/09]
digs christian rock * - mula bocf [14:15:17 06/24/09]
Life Guard * - Topspin [14:13:37 06/24/09]
drinks crappy beer * - Scarlet>Fire [14:12:50 06/24/09]
real esate "tycoon" * - '96Buck [14:12:18 06/24/09]
monkey (having) babysitter * - '96Buck [14:12:03 06/24/09]
loses his wallet regularly * - BCSBuck [14:11:51 06/24/09]
Lowes * - '96Buck [14:11:49 06/24/09]
Lives in Findlay * - BCSBuck [14:11:32 06/24/09]
- Actually, I think he works in Findlay and lives near Mt. Blanchard. * - BlainetheTrain [14:31:41 06/24/09]
  - does it really make a difference? * - duke_buck [14:46:08 06/24/09]
- Findlee * - BBear [14:12:07 06/24/09]
CFM * - Eduardo [14:11:21 06/24/09]
- aac * - mula bocf [14:15:02 06/24/09]
Christian singer * - Eduardo [14:11:10 06/24/09]

SBucksC * - Slomo [14:08:09 06/24/09]

Went to Otterbein before he transferred to OSU. * - mula bocf [15:28:15 06/24/09]
Has an iPod full of crap * - meat [14:37:32 06/24/09]
wears cowboy hat and boots * - spacebuck [14:29:37 06/24/09]
- Boots, everyday. Hat...occasionally. * - SBucksC [15:20:54 06/24/09]
played baseball. roomed with former OSU safety/QB. * - B-buck [14:24:05 06/24/09]
Dresden Tri-Valley Scotties alum. * - BlainetheTrain [14:19:11 06/24/09]
pee'd his pants at a buckeye game. * - B-buck [14:17:23 06/24/09]
Think he likes some baseball team in Cincinnati * - Pants McPants [14:16:02 06/24/09]
Steelers fan * - Unnamed OSU Nut [14:13:03 06/24/09]
Has two kids * - Loveland Buck [14:12:16 06/24/09]
Clowns! * - Eduardo [14:10:28 06/24/09]
- Link: * - Tooth Hurty [15:15:21 06/24/09]
Not on the board enough. * - Crow T Ro-Man [14:10:13 06/24/09]
- I'm here, I'm just disinterested most of the time. * - SBucksC [15:21:36 06/24/09]
Loves Hair Metal * - Slomo [14:09:57 06/24/09]
Head Coach for TTU * - Slomo [14:09:41 06/24/09]
Commercial real estate broker * - '96Buck [14:08:58 06/24/09]
tailgater, but don't ask for a useful map thereto * - '96Buck [14:08:38 06/24/09]

BCSBuck * - Slomo [14:05:52 06/24/09]

Excel Help * - Tooth Hurty [15:14:26 06/24/09]
Frequently takes wrong buses in strange towns. * - Chi-Town Buck [14:32:25 06/24/09]
[No Subject] - Pants McPants [14:10:04 06/24/09]
? * - Slomo [14:06:41 06/24/09]

duke_buck * - BCSBuck [14:04:18 06/24/09]

Shorter in person. * - SBucksC [15:13:56 06/24/09]
WrigleyBuck* - Tooth Hurty [15:12:27 06/24/09]
- ****************************** ******************* - duke_buck [15:21:23 06/24/09]
Has a great son * - Nuts R Us [14:40:50 06/24/09]
Marion Pleasant alum. * - BlainetheTrain [14:18:10 06/24/09]
lives in Hilliard. not thrilled about it. * - B-buck [14:16:39 06/24/09]
Loves it when Blue Hen Buck posts * - '96Buck [14:13:36 06/24/09]
Works in/near Arena District * - Pants McPants [14:11:22 06/24/09]
Huge ChiSox fan * - BCSBuck [14:07:58 06/24/09]
non white * - mula bocf [14:07:47 06/24/09]
- word. * - The Bangles [14:09:50 06/24/09]
went to duke * - BCSBuck [14:07:39 06/24/09]
- for his MBA. * - B-buck [14:16:05 06/24/09]
Lusts after Kirsten Dunst * - Loveland Buck [14:06:48 06/24/09]
- but only the "Bring It On" vintage...renounced after that * - duke_buck [14:14:57 06/24/09]
Fat Broads * - meat [14:05:41 06/24/09]
- * - duke_buck [14:35:44 06/24/09]
needs to buy a cameraphone * - '96Buck [14:04:46 06/24/09]
- aac * - Crow T Ro-Man [14:09:41 06/24/09]

96 * - BCSBuck [14:03:56 06/24/09]

Not nearly as dorky as you'd imagine, but still dorky enought that you'd recognize him. * - SBucksC [15:14:28 06/24/09]
3-4 * - Tooth Hurty [15:11:44 06/24/09]
played Dungeons and Dragons * - mula bocf [14:55:59 06/24/09]
went to beavercreek. sub-leased an OSU apartment from my BIL. dated a chick who did some commercials. * - B-buck [14:14:39 06/24/09]
- she was just in another one, but I can't remember what it was for, - '96Buck [14:16:59 06/24/09]
proudly and (usually) properly pedantic * - duke_buck [14:11:22 06/24/09]
allegedly owns a time machine * - BCSBuck [14:10:13 06/24/09]
Accountant * - Loveland Buck [14:07:09 06/24/09]
Lives in ATL * - BCSBuck [14:04:33 06/24/09]

Hutch * - meat [14:03:38 06/24/09]

All around good guy. * - SBucksC [15:17:54 06/24/09]
Banky * - Tooth Hurty [15:08:59 06/24/09]
Moniker changer * - BCSBuck [14:15:10 06/24/09]
FISH ON!!!! * - Blast32 [14:14:53 06/24/09]
- aac * - Crow T Ro-Man [14:20:44 06/24/09]
works on missiles or something like that. * - B-buck [14:13:39 06/24/09]
Willing to help a fellow Buckeye out! (thanks) * - BCSBuck [14:12:42 06/24/09]
Leaves tailgates quickly when I approach * - Pants McPants [14:09:20 06/24/09]
Rams fan * - Loveland Buck [14:07:51 06/24/09]
Comic book guru / general fanboy * - '96Buck [14:04:08 06/24/09]

Eduardo * - Slomo [14:03:04 06/24/09]

Not as short in person, but still short enough that you'd recognize him..oh, and a pretty good guy. * - SBucksC [15:18:28 06/24/09]
shy * - Tooth Hurty [15:08:35 06/24/09]
swam and played football for Worthington Kilbourne(?) * - B-buck [14:13:03 06/24/09]
- And tennis and water polo. * - Eduardo [14:14:04 06/24/09]
  - WK must have really sucked at sports... * - Pants McPants [14:26:38 06/24/09]
    - lol! * - Eduardo [14:39:51 06/24/09]
    - They had really low standards. * - BlainetheTrain [14:30:31 06/24/09]
    - aac* - Topspin [14:29:01 06/24/09]
occasionally has really smart people post on his blog * - Buck Weaver [14:09:03 06/24/09]
- ^^ winner * - '96Buck [14:12:56 06/24/09]
- lol * - Eduardo [14:10:06 06/24/09]
Acting! Genius! * - Pants McPants [14:08:44 06/24/09]
Good at drinking * - Scarlet>Fire [14:06:13 06/24/09]
- I'm better at hangovers. - Eduardo [14:08:12 06/24/09]
  - Nice. The neighbood block party ended in my driveway at 3am Sunday morning. Ouch. * - Scarlet>Fire [14:10:30 06/24/09]
Steelers fan * - Loveland Buck [14:05:01 06/24/09]
Plays organized kickball. Went to Kenyon, IIRC * - APoGP [14:04:44 06/24/09]
engaged, to a neonatal nurse who is not 22 * - '96Buck [14:04:31 06/24/09]
Digs Asian broads * - APoGP [14:03:48 06/24/09]
- hahaha * - Eduardo [14:06:07 06/24/09]
blogger * - '96Buck [14:03:47 06/24/09]
Short (had to be done) * - BCSBuck [14:03:32 06/24/09]

Topspin * - BCSBuck [14:01:44 06/24/09]

great head of hair * - Tooth Hurty [15:07:57 06/24/09]
Never eaten a pork rind * - meat [14:40:34 06/24/09]
- hehe, ^^^^^vvvvv * - Topspin [14:49:07 06/24/09]
Enjoys hotels located the gay districts of cities. * - Chi-Town Buck [14:34:08 06/24/09]
Despises all non-team adults who wear football/baseball/hockey/baske tball jerseys. * - BlainetheTrain [14:25:04 06/24/09]
- vvvvvv + despises is a little strong...:-) * - Topspin [14:32:25 06/24/09]
Born a poor, black child * - spacebuck [14:24:30 06/24/09]
Doesn't like to eat anything that tastes good. * - Loveland Buck [14:23:08 06/24/09]
nearly totally ignorant of popular culture * - BCSBuck [14:20:02 06/24/09]
loves a proper outfit * - duke_buck [14:12:16 06/24/09]
big fan of WF Buckley. not so much a fan of his kid. * - B-buck [14:11:20 06/24/09]
loves American Idol. * - B-buck [14:10:31 06/24/09]
Loves puns * - DBucks [14:08:09 06/24/09]
Owns a white sweater vest * - Pants McPants [14:07:24 06/24/09]
- I ditched those. * - Topspin [14:11:13 06/24/09]
- Wears with shorts * - Unnamed OSU Nut [14:10:54 06/24/09]
owns his own business, in materials supply to DoD/the gov't * - '96Buck [14:06:05 06/24/09]
OU alum * - Loveland Buck [14:05:29 06/24/09]
Drives a wagon * - Scarlet>Fire [14:04:51 06/24/09]
doobiehead * - Loveland Buck [14:03:06 06/24/09]
- aac * - Topspin [14:08:29 06/24/09]
Used to drive Saabs * - Slomo [14:02:41 06/24/09]
wears tennis outfits, complete w/ kids' size shoes. * - '96Buck [14:02:31 06/24/09]
- tri-colored boat shoes even. * - B-buck [14:11:49 06/24/09]
Lives in UA * - BCSBuck [14:01:57 06/24/09]

Slomo * - Slomo [14:01:21 06/24/09]

Married about 3 levels out of his league. * - SBucksC [15:19:59 06/24/09]
What are you, a...? Buck * - Tooth Hurty [15:07:16 06/24/09]
likely creater of the longest thread in Ozone history * - BCSBuck [14:44:51 06/24/09]
filmed 52 weekly handshakes. 5 of which were really clever. - B-buck [14:22:02 06/24/09]
Has hot friends. * - Eduardo [14:18:13 06/24/09]
didn't go to college. has interesting concept for a super bowl commercial. * - B-buck [14:15:29 06/24/09]
Bears a creepy resemblance to that dude from Scream... * - Pants McPants [14:05:27 06/24/09]
snowboards. * - '96Buck [14:03:32 06/24/09]
Owns a condo * - '96Buck [14:03:22 06/24/09]
Works in Computer Graphics for the entertainment industry * - BCSBuck [14:02:33 06/24/09]
Wore a diaper on Sunset Blvd because he lost a bet on the Super Bowl * - Slomo [14:01:54 06/24/09]
- Reformed cougar-chaser, now happily married. * - '96Buck [14:03:00 06/24/09]
  - Hah, did you notice my MILF is on that new law show on TNT * - Slomo [14:05:37 06/24/09]
    - never knew who she was, so no. what is your FILF doing now that Life is cancelled? * - '96Buck [14:06:42 06/24/09]
      - Life is cancelled? Crap.* - Topspin [14:09:24 06/24/09]
        
        not yours, it was a TV show. (heh, we don't do the "toppers knows nothing" jokes enough anymore. * - '96Buck [14:11:15 06/24/09]
        
        heh :-) * - Topspin [14:15:03 06/24/09]
      - She is VERY pregnant... - Slomo [14:07:25 06/24/09]
        
        so nothing for this year, likely. * - '96Buck [14:09:42 06/24/09]
        
        yea, she mentioned not wanting to do TV for while, but if she gets a film opportunity she'll probably take it * - Slomo [14:13:27 06/24/09]
  - for a month * - duke_buck [14:04:43 06/24/09]
    - germans (hehe) * - '96Buck [14:05:10 06/24/09]