By Unnamed OSU Nut on 19:06:40 03/15/08
So this poster who lives in Atlanta got into a fight with a gay guy in his condo over his dog that he let swim in the condo pool and piss in the elevator. So he killed him. This is not to be confused with his other gay friends who wore glitter. This poster had gotten into verbal sparring with other posters, like the Hollywood movie star. She comes on the board now and then. Coincidentally, she was a murder victim in a TV role. Another O-Zone poster also works in 'the biz' out in Hollywood. He hangs out with movie stars and wears a diaper. Some other poster from the west coast has allegedly slept with every star out there, visited every foreign city and drank every hip beverage ever brewed. It is unknown whether he ever visited Latvia, home of one of our former poster, a guy who everyone hated. But he probably didn't exist, and was just a psychology class project or frat prank. When he got out of hand, one of our moderators, perhaps the 6'9" evangelist would delete him. If not him, then perhaps the guy named for a duck who lives in Nebraska and got beat up by a retard. But not everyone lives out of state. We have many Ohio residents. Some of them give us weather reports every damn day. Other days, usually Fridays, we post pictures of hot women. But not in a sexist way, it's just tradition. We have many traditions, like 'Talk Like a Pirate Day'. Well, it's not really talking per se, it's posting, but you get the drift. And yes, this is adults. But we like to think young. One of our posters is filthy rich and plays tennis in stylish little outfits, which aren't really outfits. Another guy gets up at 5am to tell us how many days until the football games start. Another guy likes to post every vital stat about every player. We're all interested in that manly stuff, even the few women who post there. But sometimes we talk recipes too. Mostly things with bacon. We also talk about the many beers we drink. But they have to be costly and be unknown by most posters. We have many political discussions and welcome all points of view, whether they be conservative or further to the right. There are some liberals on here too, sort of like the snails in an aquarium full of fish. We also talk many interesting non-political subjects, like how dreary Nebraska is, traffic in Atlanta, our favorite TV shows, the weather (again), and OSU sports. If someone misspells something, one of two things happens, either the grammar police reprimands the poster, or the whole forum adopts the new spelling as official forum slang. One time, every sentence started with "Juan". If someone makes a particularly bad post, icons of firetrucks, asshats, assclowns, or vomit are attached. We also talk about family issues, especially from the guy who has a new episode every day, starting way back when he made a female inmate his pen pal. Everyone has relationship stories, from the little guy in DC who dates every woman in DC under 23 to the guy who was choked in his dream by some biker chick. We have a guy who died and then came back. Then he wrote a speech that was wrongly attributed to a famous coach. We talk about our dogs, cats, and piece of s##t of the day. If anyone meets someone from the site in real life, they are considered to be having a relationship. We all know Monty Python lyrics, as well as every line from Jaws. We refer to ourselves as islands in Africa, fictional spies, great apes, or the year of our graduation, or maybe that's IQ, not sure there. Whew, out of breath.
Edited by original poster [19:08:14 03/15/08]