By JohnnyBallGame on 12:42:03 09/02/08
[In reply to "As a kid I was in a skyline coney eating contest. There are few things in my life that have been more unpleasant. *" by danimal67, posted at 12:21:39 09/02/08]
(Xenical is a prescription med that keeps you from absorbing fat). I must have had an off day that day, because I know full well that capsaicin is fat soluble. It apparently accumulated in the undigested fat in my intestine, and upon release I screamed like a french woman being chased by a bar of soap. It felt like someone was holding an acetylene torch to my nether regions. It caused me to completlety sweat through a t-shirt and scrub top in about 30 seconds. I actually cried on the toilet. No kidding. I had to go home from work early. I was convinced that I had permanently damaged my rectum. I haven't been able to eat buffalo wings since.